Friday, February 17, 2006

"So what are you doing this weekend?" she asks. "Nothing," comes his reply. "I wish I could do nothing," she says dreamingly. "So what are you doing?" he finally asks.

"Oh, Something."

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Thursday, February 16, 2006

"You're just like my brother," she tells him, "except he's gay." "Is he cute?" he asks back.

"I guess you really are just like my brother."

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Wednesday, February 15, 2006

"I used to know all that stuff once," he reminisces, "but I've forgotten everything." "Do you ever use that stuff?" asks his friend.

"No," he admits, "but it was nice to know I knew it."

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Monday, February 13, 2006

"He told me to add color to it, so I did." she explains. "It's still wrong," he complains. "I know," she admits, "but isn't it pretty?"

"It's pretty messed up."

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Sunday, February 12, 2006

"I can't believe you bought that!" she shouts. "Why not?" asks her friend, "it's a very nice dress. "I know, but..." she continues, "I can't believe you bought that dress!" Her friend just stares at her.

She pulls out the same dress from her bag.

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Saturday, February 11, 2006

"How's it goin'?" he asks. "It's already gone" says his friend. "So then why you still here?" he asks.

"Cause it left without me."

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Friday, February 10, 2006

"I love cold milk," she declares, "but definitely not milk at room temperature." "Why not?" he asks.

"Too close to the udder."

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